Grundkurs A i cybersex

Haha, bisarrt! :birp

It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about
to charge your ass.

Den bästa är helt klart den sista med sweet17. Han är efterlyst i tre stater, har haft sex med en fågel och agerar pirat som haltar och vill ha sex samtidigt som han drar skämt om hur fet hon är. Lysande! :e

Pace: Japp :birp

jättelol! :L

I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

Elakt, elakt... :e

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.

Jag har nog fel sorts humor... :OO ;) :)

:e :e :e :e

*LOL* :e

*asg*

sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better.

:e :e :e

:OO

bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?

Den gillade jag. :p :e

två tummar upp!

HARRRR!
:e :e :e

kolon-e :e

haha är det samma kille hela tiden och är det fejkat? :D

sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

:e :L

Genialiskt :e

hahaha kolon-e :e