Vad tror ni att dom svarar?

jag skrev till The times skrev:

Hi!

Hope you on the customer service can forward this mail to someone at working at the newspaper that can answer my question.

You see, right now I'm sitting and write a article about some people that are stranding on a island. It's an englishproject in school.
Me and my friends have a little sick humor(we are only 15 *cough* ;-)) and have decided to call the island for Horny Island and on that island there lives Horny goats(not normal goats, these are, ehm, really horny). In the article I want to write about the Horny goats because the people that are stranded on the island are eating them. My teacher was angry at us when we used the word "horny" in out article and said that for example the word "horny" never could been in a newsletter like The Times.
Normaly I "suppose" that "horny" isn't mentioned in the paper but in this case when it's a pretty "conclusive" fact, how would you have done? Write it or not?

Vad tror ni jag får för svar(om jag nu får något)? :moose

Ni behöver f.ö inte påpeka ev stavfel. :p