The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it
(July 2002, Wisconsin) Two drunks were goofing around, when one challenged the other to shoot him with cigarette butts "to see what it would feel like." His friend obligingly loaded a gun with three cigarette butts, placing ammunition behind the butts to make sure they left the barrel of the gun. He then shot his friend from a distance of seven feet. The friend who issued the challenge died of two cigarette butts to the head, and one to the heart.
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away.
Det står att de var tvungna att sätta upp varningsskyltar på cola-automaterna i Kanada. Själv har jag sett dessa varningsskyltar även i USA. En annan detalj är den site som hans familj satte upp för att tala om för hela världen vilken underbart duktig människa som gick under till följd av Coca Colas livsfarliga maskiner.
Jag tycker att svaren på berättelsen om killen som blev skjuten med cigaretter illustrerar ganska tydligt hur illa det verkligen är ställt med vårt genom:
Justin skrev:
uhhh... so, what happened to the round of "ammunition"? usually gun rounds have a bullet in them. unless the round was a blank, it seems more likely it was a bullet that killed the man, not cigarette butts.
Justin - Thursday, March 13 at 14:14:22 PST
Jack skrev:
yeah. what happened to the bullet? bullshit to me.
jack - Friday, March 14 at 17:17:59 PST
