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...i dag kommer fredags tråden att presenteras här... :e
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"För övrigt stal hon mitt hjärta för evigt"
När idag?
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- Listen, Iam a police officer if you kill me you are an dead man..
- No, you got that wrong, if i kill you you are a dead man
*Trams*
slår vad om att stoffe-2k kommer göra en ny tråd till fredagtråden
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Den som inte vet att tiga vet inte att tala
*halvtimme kvar*
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Axel Veibäck - AxelWeb - axel@axelweb.nu
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*väntar med spänning*
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It is vain to do with more what can be done with less. (Ockham's Razor)
m3 70
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- Listen, Iam a police officer if you kill me you are an dead man..
- No, you got that wrong, if i kill you you are a dead man
Den är på G snart...
"den som väntar på något...."
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"För övrigt stal hon mitt hjärta för evigt"
Efter som dom senaste veckorna helt domminerats av dåliga Bin Laden "skämt" så har det varit svårt att få till något riktigt roligt...
Liten bushig historia
One day in the future, George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I
don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list,
but I have no room for you.
I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good,
so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said.
"I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could
do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room full of
rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"
commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush
took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle
this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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"För övrigt stal hon mitt hjärta för evigt"
:p
Men stoffe, kanske skulle du ha avstått från signaturen i just detta inlägg §e
LeJa
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Förståndet har sina gränser
endast dumheten är gränslös
Zarko Petan
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[Redigerat av LeJa den 19 okt 2001]
:e
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"If God had wanted you to wear earrings, he'd have made you a girl." - Alabama Governor Don Siegelman :e
:e
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