Alternativ till IMDB

Coolt!
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/scarymovie.htm

Vilket patrask... De är inte kloka nånstans...

Inte ens filmen om den där fåniga lilla grisen Babe klarar sig undan...

dårarna skrev:

Of significant importance to the Christian viewer, Babe presented an out-of-body experience and resurrection. A dog, both rear legs paralyzed riding around in a special wheeled prosthetic, was seen quivering after a trauma with the next scene of the dog jumping around after butterflies in a colorful meadow. Then the other animals called to the dog and he recovered. Only Jesus can resurrect. And the only resurrections were those performed by Jesus, including His own.

Suck...

Fånigast av fåniga: The use of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive - The use of the three/four letter word vocabulary without God's name is incorporated into the Impunity/Hate Investigation Area. The use of God's name with or without the three/four letter word vocabulary is incorporated into the Offense to God Investigation Area. There is no duplication. As required of the Holy Scriptures, unless God's name is used with reverence to His glory and praise, its use is considered in vain, whether literal or euphemistic.

Cheezus...

Hahaha, det här var det bästa på länge...

Synd bara att de inte hade med några riktigt grisiga filmer, det värsta är typ Motorsågsmassakern, och den är ju nästan fjantigare än Scream-filmerna, vilket säger en hel del.

Från motorsågssmassakern:

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# decayed body gore
# narrow vehicular fatality
# gore, repeatedly, many very graphic
# unlawful entry, twice
# scare/shock factor, repeatedly
# blow to the back with a shovel
# attacks with a chainsaw, many
# amputation by chainsaw, graphic
# being hung by the back on a meat hook, repeatedly
# gunfire to intimidate by the Sheriff
# sawing off body parts while the victim is alive
# using victims' faces to make masks
# police brutality, including beatings, repeatedly
# police intimidation by firearm, repeatedly
# intense torture by Sheriff
# terrorizing with a chainsaw, many
# additional brutality
# body parts
# decayed bodies
# asking to be killed, repeatedly
# attempted murder by chainsaw, repeatedly
# defensive amputation
# defensive killing by car run-over, repeatedly
# explosive startle

Impudence/Hate (I)
# 38 uses f the three/four letter word vocabulary
# 32 uses of the most foul of the foul words
# vulgar gesture
# lies
# "You'd best stay out there with those dogs 'till you learn the rules."
# perverted family

Sexual Immorality (S)
# making out in van
# open face kissing
# inappropriate touch, repeatedly
# sexual suggestion
# below navel skin, often
# dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure
# anatomical concealment of a firearm - female
# camera angle to force viewer on private parts, often
# three-year cohabitation
# perversion
# accusation of perversion
# wet T-shirt ghosting of female anatomy

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# possession of illegal drugs
# consumption of illegal drugs
# enticing others to consume illegal drugs
# drug intoxication
# smoking
# drinking
# drugging with tea

Offense to God (O)
# 14 uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and nine without

Murder/Suicide (M)
# gunfire suicide, graphic
# murder by chainsaw, repeatedly
# mercy murder by blade
# murder by unseen mechanism, two

Herregud...

CAP tyckte inte om att "102 dalmatiner" innehåll följande replik:

Dogs are people, too

Offense to God heter det

Jag letade efter Blues Brothers, men den fanns inte.

Hade vart intressant att veta vad de tycker om replikerna "Me and the lord, we got an understanding" eller "We're on a mission från god!"...

aaah.. vackert har länge använt

http://www.screenit.com/

för att se om filmer verkar värda att se.. typ omvänt vad sidan är tänkt för

Just deras summerande tabell överst ger ett snabbt förstaintryck om filmen.. helt utmärkt

konstigt att de hade nåt emot språket i 8 mile:
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/8mile.htm

South Park: Bigger, longer and uncut
http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm

These are but a very few of the examples of ignominy in this celluloid developed in the fiery pits of Hell. And the kids in the audience loved it, almost as much as the adults with them. May God have mercy on us.