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title: "The nature of things"
type: "forum-thread"
url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/vetenskap/33778-the-nature-of-things"
topic: "Vetenskap"
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author: "goldy"
published: "2001-11-20T17:19:00.000Z"
updated: "2001-11-21T16:11:00.000Z"
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# The nature of things

## #1 — goldy, 2001-11-20T17:19Z

THE NATURE OF THINGS

    On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
    nowhere, the following people are stranded:

    two Italian men and one Italian woman
    two French men and one French woman
    two German men and one German woman
    two Greek men and one Greek woman
    two English men and one English woman
    two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
    two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
    two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
    two American men and one American woman
    two Irish men and one Irish woman

    One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted
    islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
    have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
    woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily
    together in a ménage-à-trois.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
    alternating visits with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
    woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
    them to the English woman.

    The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless
    ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and
    started swimming.

    The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
    instructions.

    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store
    /restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in
    order to supply employees for their store.

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
    because the American woman keeps on complaining about her
    body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
    they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
    household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
    how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her
    nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
    improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

    The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and
    set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
    picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
    coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English
    aren't having any fun.

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## #2 — Del Pero, 2001-11-20T17:50Z

:e

en av de bättre på mycket länge!

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## #3 — Cloe, 2001-11-20T17:53Z

lite lång bara...

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## #4 — SirPeter, 2001-11-20T17:56Z

Gammal juh. ;)

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## #5 — Axel, 2001-11-20T23:16Z

Vad gjorde Svenskarna då? :q

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## #6 — mrblonde, 2001-11-21T07:06Z

De två svenska killarna dog i en haj attack när de var ute och fiskade. Den svenska tjejen försöker sätta ihop ett ö-råd betående av alla på ön, men har problem med att kvotera in hälften med kvinnor.

... kanske?

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## #7 — Erik Juhlin, 2001-11-21T12:33Z

När de blir attackerade av hajar så viftar de den internationella nödsignalen i en halvtimme istället för att försöka simma i land! :e

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## #8 — Viking, 2001-11-21T16:11Z

:e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e  :e

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