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THE NATURE OF THINGS
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are stranded:
two Italian men and one Italian woman
two French men and one French woman
two German men and one German woman
two Greek men and one Greek woman
two English men and one English woman
two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
two American men and one American woman
two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a ménage-à-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless
ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and
started swimming.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store
/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in
order to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
because the American woman keeps on complaining about her
body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her
nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and
set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English
aren't having any fun.
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