--- title: "relationshumor" type: "forum-thread" url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/66662-relationshumor" topic: "Småprat" topic_url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat" author: "celia" published: "2003-01-30T20:56:53.000Z" updated: "2003-01-31T16:39:36.000Z" replies: 19 views: 463 page: 1 pages: 1 language: "sv-SE" site: "webForum — webforum.nu" rights: "Upphovsrätten till varje inlägg tillhör dess författare." attribution: "Citera som: webForum, https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/66662-relationshumor" --- # relationshumor ## #1 — celia, 2003-01-30T20:56Z BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?? BOY : Were you away?? GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me? Man : By check, money order or cash. :e :e :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/66662 ## #2 — Nicrosoft, 2003-01-30T20:59Z LOL :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934163 ## #3 — obelix, 2003-01-30T21:16Z hehehehehe :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934180 ## #4 — frankof, 2003-01-30T21:40Z \*asg\* Så j\*vla sant :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934191 ## #5 — Duva, 2003-01-30T21:48Z hahaha :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934199 ## #6 — Lord Pingu, 2003-01-30T21:50Z :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934200 ## #7 — bewern, 2003-01-31T06:17Z Amen. :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934365 ## #8 — mikul, 2003-01-31T07:36Z "Kolon-e"! ;) :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934381 ## #9 — wooster, 2003-01-31T07:50Z :e :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934396 ## #10 — mikul, 2003-01-31T08:22Z Frun: Å va skönt det är med knottriga kondomer... Maken: Jag har ingen kondom, det är du som är å ful så att jag får gåshud / Mikul Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934424 ## #11 — M@rcu$, 2003-01-31T08:30Z Hahahahah! :D Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934440 ## #12 — M@rcu$, 2003-01-31T08:31Z Hahahahahahhaha!! :e :birp Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934441 ## #13 — M@rcu$, 2003-01-31T08:35Z Oj, såg att jag skrev två inlägg. Kan man inte ta bort sina egna inlägg? Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934446 ## #14 — mikul, 2003-01-31T08:37Z Hehe... Pennan där upp bland ikonerna till höger ;) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934448 ## #15 — M@rcu$, 2003-01-31T08:46Z > **mikul skrev:** > > Hehe... Pennan där upp bland ikonerna till höger ;) Redigera kan man göra inte inte ta bort? Eller är jag synskadad? Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934453 ## #16 — @nders, 2003-01-31T08:50Z Nej, man kan inte ta bort sina egna inlägg. Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934457 ## #17 — mikul, 2003-01-31T08:58Z Ok, men redigera kan man i alla fall ;) / Mikul Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934462 ## #18 — Okkido, 2003-01-31T13:39Z . :e :e :e :e :e haha Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934636 ## #19 — pettsson, 2003-01-31T16:14Z weee :e (nåt måste man ju skriva, annars funkar ju inte smilyn :) ) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934765 ## #20 — Mr. N., 2003-01-31T16:39Z Måste inleda smileys med mellanslag. Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/934789 --- Tråden på webben: https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/66662-relationshumor