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title: "Den här är säkert gammal men det \"#¤%& jag i"
type: "forum-thread"
url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/61172-den-här-är-säkert-gammal-men-det-jag-i"
topic: "Småprat"
topic_url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat"
author: "Bendro"
published: "2002-12-04T15:03:35.000Z"
updated: "2002-12-05T15:49:00.000Z"
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pages: 1
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# Den här är säkert gammal men det "#¤%& jag i

## #1 — Bendro, 2002-12-04T15:03Z

HUS ON FIRST

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: Thats what I want to know.

Condi: Thats what Im telling you.

George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellows name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya asking me for?

Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: Thats the mans name.

George: Thats whos name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the Middle East.

Condi: Thats correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You dont want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass
of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/61172

## #2 — flat-eric, 2002-12-04T15:17Z

ROFL :e :e :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876019

## #3 — JoakimE, 2002-12-04T15:18Z

LOL :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876021

## #4 — @nders, 2002-12-04T15:19Z

:e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876023

## #5 — Wiberg, 2002-12-04T15:40Z

lol :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876031

## #6 — Lord Pingu, 2002-12-04T16:08Z

HäHä :e :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876057

## #7 — Theon, 2002-12-04T16:14Z

Buskteater :e  (Bush play)

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876062

## #8 — Simpa, 2002-12-04T16:22Z

:e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876068

## #9 — webtomten, 2002-12-04T17:18Z

. :e :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876107

## #10 — PersianBulldog, 2002-12-04T20:49Z

:E

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876289

## #11 — #L#, 2002-12-04T20:53Z

Hur orkar man läsa? :)

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876291

## #12 — Bendro, 2002-12-04T21:36Z

> **\#L# skrev:**
>
> Hur orkar man läsa? :)

Du måste vara infödd Boråsare?  :p  :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876333

## #13 — bassebhu, 2002-12-04T21:39Z

. :e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876337

## #14 — OveRRidE, 2002-12-05T12:41Z

\-haha- :D

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876678

## #15 — Piiip, 2002-12-05T13:14Z

:e

Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/876701

## #16 — pettsson, 2002-12-05T15:49Z

kulig :e :e :e

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