Order in some golf shoes, or we'll never get out of here alive! - Raoul Duke i Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas As your attorney, I advice you to tell me where the fuck you put the mescaline. - Den stora, samoanske advokaten i Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Full Metal Jacket har också många grymma citat! :D
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up!
Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck!
You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!
[Chanting] This is my rifle. [Grabbing their crotches.] This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun.
..den coolaste, kultigaste, svängigaste, bästa filmen av dem alla: Blues Brothers! :e
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
Jake: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!
Jake blir frigiven och pliten rabblar upp vad han lämnade in när han kom: One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
Den bästa av dem alla:
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it! :e
Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here like a couple of regular fellows and if I have to go out there and put you down, I'll tell you, I won't like it. But if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, buddy, you are going down. Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to this coin. What if you do get me boxed in and I will have to put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate, not for a second.
Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
Jake: First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Then you lie to me about the band. Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!
Jake blir frigiven och pliten rabblar upp vad han lämnade in när han kom: One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
Den bästa av dem alla:
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it!
Som (nästan) alla vet så är jag en ruskigt elak prick med ett sjukt sinne för humor. Därför är det kanske inte någon större överraskning att mina favoritcitat är från - Nakna pistolen.
-Frank, when Nordberd said "I love you", he was talking about the boat!
-I realize that. Now.
-Nice beaver!
-Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
-...assaulted rape with a concrete dildo...
-I'm cooking a steak.
Hela filmen är fylld med mer eller mindre bländande underbara citat. Som när Frank säger att var han än tittar så ser han saker som påminner honom om hans förra fru - precis när han kör förbi två stora kupoler med någon sorts knopp längst upp. En superb film.
