Mera kul...

:D

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En kvinnas ögon skall vara som mina fötter.....mörka och fuktiga.

:e :e :e :) :) :) :D :D :D

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Mathias Broman
Goldy med marmelad?

Inte nog med att han är smart, han är cool också

Jag säger det innan någon annan; Gammal. §e ;)

Men jäkligt kul! :D

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SPiN, bjorne.w@telia.com

*GARV*

Tji fick hon *s* ;)

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har varit uppe förr men :e :e :e :e

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MVH

:e

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Hamster!

haha :e

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i'm going nowhere without my mössa!

Rinaldo> Minsanns intelekt försätter mig, Matti och Pace i en mörk skugga

Aldrig hört innan!! :e :e :e :e :e :e

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Viking?

definiera snygg

Den här då! Helt grym! Säkert också gammal men jag hörde den först häromdagen.
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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam,
"What is wrong?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman. He said this person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.
Adam asked God, "What would a woman like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said "What can I get for a just a rib?"
The rest is history.
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Nu behöver jag inte fundera längre på varför kvinnor är som de är.

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Sidan för riktiga gamers!
Och ett fett gamerforum!
Lämna ditt bakomflutna före dig!

nämen fy. :o
det var ju inte alls lika kul..

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i'm going nowhere without my mössa!

Rinaldo> Minsanns intelekt försätter mig, Matti och Pace i en mörk skugga

Jodå. :e

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SPiN, bjorne.w@telia.com

-->MAGGE
Så där är det ju inte!! Jag har hört en bättre version... :e

In the beginning God created Eve, and she had three breasts.

After three weeks in the garden God came to visit Eve. "How's
things Eve?"

"It's all so beautiful God," she replied, "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have
this one problem. It's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes; they're a real pain,"
said Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this you
know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured you'd need half that.
But
now I see that you're right. I'll fix that up right away!" So God reaches
down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

Three more weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well
Eve, how's my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has
her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone".

God thought for a moment, "You know Eve, you're right. How could I have
overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from
a part of you!"

......

"Now let's see, - - - where did I put that useless tit?"

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En till som säkert också är gammal, men det finns säkert nån som inte hört den. :)

Blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a
flight from LA to N.Y. The lawyer asks if she would like to
play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap,
politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is
easy and a lot of fun. He explains:
I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vice versa.
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer,
now agitated, says:
Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and
if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.
This catches the blonde’s attention and figuring there will be
no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question:
What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls
out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer. Your turn.
She asks the lawyer:
What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
four legs?
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the
air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he send e-mails
to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour,
he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says:
Thank you, and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde
and asks:
Well, what’s the answer?
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands
the lawyer $5.00 and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Den som söker, måste leta!

men vem har påstått att advokater är smarta?

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Nödvändigt att veta.
Scrotum = pung

Tänkte det här kunde passa för er :e
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It's The P45 E-Jits Guide To
HAVING A BABY!!!!

Lesson #3: "The Language of Lurrrrrrrrrvvvvve (Let's Get Technical)"

So we've established that you're ready for the parenthood thing (Lesson #1)
and you know your arse from your elbow (Lesson #2). So now it's time to
learn the language of lurrrrrrrvvve [NB say that in your best Barry White
voice]. The lingo for making babies.

It's all a bit technical. It's like the language of computer programming
really, only it's slightly different obviously. You have to get the grammar
just right, so pay attention at the back of the class, put that compass
down young Tommy Dawson, and open up the README document...

BABY 1.0: USER COMMANDS

NAME
BABY - create new process from two parent processes

SYNOPSIS
/usr/bin/BABY [ -sex ] [ -name ]

example: BABY -sex m -name jason

DESCRIPTION

BABY is initiated when one parent process polls another server process
through a socket connection (BSD) or through pipes in the System V
implementation. BABY runs at a low priority for approximately 40 weeks then
terminates with heavy system load. Most systems require constant monitoring
when BABY reaches final stages of execution.

RESULT
Successful execution of BABY results in new process being created and
named. Parent processes then typically broadcast messages to all other
processes informing them of their new system status.

BUGS
The SLEEP command may not work on either parent processes for some time
afterwards, as new BABY processes constantly send interrupts which must be
handled by one or more parent.

BABY processes upon being created may frequently dump in /tmp requiring
/tmp to be cleaned out frequently by a parent process.

SEE ALSO
sleep(1) cigars(6) dump(5) cry(3) mothercare(8)

KUL :q :l

Tror jag håller mig till basic... :e

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