A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there.
He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the
doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.
Ten years goes by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens
it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees the little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail says,
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. They never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20
times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting
because they didn’t smell and were silent.” The doctor says,“I see.
Take these pills and come back to see me next week.” The next> week
the little old lady goes back. “Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what the
heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent, stink
terribly.” “Good,” the doctor said, “Now that we’ve cleared up your
sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
:)