--- title: "Roliga citat." type: "forum-thread" url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/31243-roliga-citat" topic: "Småprat" topic_url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat" author: "MAGGE" published: "2001-02-03T01:43:00.000Z" updated: "2001-02-03T20:55:00.000Z" replies: 12 views: 334 page: 1 pages: 1 language: "sv-SE" site: "webForum — webforum.nu" rights: "Upphovsrätten till varje inlägg tillhör dess författare." attribution: "Citera som: webForum, https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/31243-roliga-citat" --- # Roliga citat. ## #1 — MAGGE, 2001-02-03T01:43Z Jag läste en gång en lapp på jobbet med en massa roliga citat som det med skinheadet här under. Rödalacket har ju en höjdare som sitt citat. Det mesta vi importerar kommer från utlandet.” George Bush USA:s nya president Jag vill ha fler! Vad har ni? Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/31243 ## #2 — Rödalacket, 2001-02-03T01:45Z :e \------------------ [www.lns.nu](http://www.lns.nu/) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468777 ## #3 — Sannah, 2001-02-03T08:08Z **"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." -- Jim Carey** "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ... uh... setbacks." - George Bush "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" - John Wing "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens" -- Woody Allen "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom." -- Bob Hope ”I have not failed. I´ve just found 10.000 ways that won´t work” \-Thomas Edison ”The only two things that are infinite in size are the universe and human stupidity. And I´m not completely sure about the universe” \-Albert Einstein "The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468778 ## #4 — Mirxa, 2001-02-03T09:25Z \*Diggar Einstein\* :) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468779 ## #5 — Sannah, 2001-02-03T09:56Z \*Diggar Jim Carrey\* :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468780 ## #6 — JoakimE, 2001-02-03T13:32Z \*Edison pwr\* :e Måste fan köra med den när rättningen på matteprovet kommer tillbaka §e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468781 ## #7 — Sannah, 2001-02-03T14:00Z hehe. nån som vill ha mer bra citat? :e \*sannahs citatblanding\* Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468782 ## #8 — herq, 2001-02-03T14:31Z Jag vet det absolut bästa citatstället på hela Internet Samlade citat från min skola (mest från min klass) Årskurs 1: Årskurs 2: Det mesta kan klassificeras som nördcitat. Väl värt ett besök :-) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468783 ## #9 — Sannah, 2001-02-03T14:42Z ”We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” George W. Bush. ”We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” George W. Bush. ”Public speaking is very easy.” George W. Bush. **”En del har undrat varför jag ständigt tar av mig glasögonen. Det är för att slippa se er...” Göran Persson inför den socialdemokratiska riksdagsgruppen.** ”Folk uppfattar vallöften som löften. Det är ett problem för oss.” Lennart Nilsson, riksdagsman (s) "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain "I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host." -- David Letterman **ANNAT** Saker värt att veta: The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest Pope was 11 years old. Cost of raising a medium sized dog to the age of 11: $6,400. Average number of people airborne over the US during any given hour: 61,000. Coca Cola was originally green. 10% of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs. slut! :e :e :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468784 ## #10 — Axel, 2001-02-03T17:06Z Kände igen lite från Sannahs första inlägg. :e (signaturen) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468785 ## #11 — Viking, 2001-02-03T17:45Z Kolla nedan vvvvvvvvvvv Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468786 ## #12 — Sannah, 2001-02-03T18:07Z viking :e :e :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468787 ## #13 — Annelie, 2001-02-03T20:55Z Har en del på min sida oxå men de är kanske inte på denna nivå ;) [www.annelie.nu/citat.html](http://www.annelie.nu/citat.html) Här finns en hel del oxå: eller så min signatur nedan.... Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/468788 --- Tråden på webben: https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/31243-roliga-citat