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title: "Why men die first...."
type: "forum-thread"
url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/132489-why-men-die-first"
topic: "Småprat"
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author: "Bendro"
published: "2005-08-09T17:08:23.000Z"
updated: "2005-08-11T20:12:31.000Z"
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# Why men die first....

## #1 — Bendro, 2005-08-09T17:08Z

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but now we know. 
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist. 

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy. 

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. 

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum. 

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. 

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. 

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism. 

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity. 

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. 

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. 

If you cry............you're a wimp. 

If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard. 

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. 

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman. 

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. 

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor. 

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. 

If you don't..............you're gay. 

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. 

If you don't.................you're unromantic. 

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. 

If you don't................you're a slob. 

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. 

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. 

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself. 

If you don't....................you're not ambitious. 

If she has a headache............she's tired. 

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. 

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. 

If you don't................there must be someone else. 

Men die first because they want to!!!!!

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## #2 — PersianBulldog, 2005-08-09T17:23Z

Amen. :e

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## #3 — magnusfeldth, 2005-08-09T18:01Z

Hehe :e

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## #4 — Dryden, 2005-08-09T18:07Z

:e

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## #5 — Coccozz, 2005-08-09T18:07Z

Mycket intressant text :e

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## #6 — Helmertz, 2005-08-09T18:09Z

Den är bra..

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## #7 — CatZ, 2005-08-10T14:55Z

Prosit!

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## #8 — Kitti, 2005-08-10T16:46Z

\*host\* \*öhum\* :e §jr

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## #9 — jme, 2005-08-11T20:12Z

Det finns två sorters kvinnor: 

de som klagar på allt och de som klagar för inget.

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