--- title: "Humor" type: "forum-thread" url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/116705-humor/page59" topic: "Småprat" topic_url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat" author: "obelix" published: "2004-11-25T18:46:15.000Z" updated: "2012-10-16T07:39:03.000Z" replies: 1211 views: 216810 page: 59 pages: 61 language: "sv-SE" site: "webForum — webforum.nu" rights: "Upphovsrätten till varje inlägg tillhör dess författare." attribution: "Citera som: webForum, https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/116705-humor" --- # Humor _Sida 59 av 61._ ## #1161 — bassebhu, 2011-03-23T17:18Z > **[jme skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1531796)** > > 404 - Funny not found :birp §e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2273204 ## #1162 — Danny, 2011-03-23T20:48Z jaha, jag missade också nåt :) trodde du menade det att inbäddning var spärrat. Ja, där ser man. Det är väl tur alla inte har samma humor som jag, då skulle inget vara sig likt. Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2273223 ## #1163 — Lasp, 2011-03-23T21:00Z Jag hade nog lite svårt med den arma humorn. så med anledning av en annan sajtreferens här på wF kommer denna: Mick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and was nearly at the end of the quiz with winnings of ?500,000. "You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "But to get the ?1 million, you've only got one lifeline left - Phone a Friend. Everything is riding on this question... will you have a go?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "OK. The question is: Which of the following birds does NOT build its' own nest?" (a) Robin (b) Sparrow (c) Cuckoo or (d) Thrush." "I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use my last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Ballygoon." Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Foockin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple... it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick. "I'm foockin sure Mick" Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, "I'll go with da Cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer? Lock it in?" asked the host. "Dat it is, Sir. Lock it in" There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won ?1 million!" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy - how in God's name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest? I mean, you know fook-all about birds." "Ah bejaysus!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a foockin' Cuckoo lives in a clock!" Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2273226 ## #1164 — metalboy, 2011-03-23T21:13Z > **[Lasp skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1531841)** > > Jag hade nog lite svårt med den arma humorn. så med anledning av en annan sajtreferens här på wF kommer denna: > > Mick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" > and was nearly at the end of the quiz with winnings of ?500,000. > > "You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "But to get > the ?1 million, you've only got one lifeline left - Phone a Friend. > Everything is riding on this question... will you have a go?" > > "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" > "OK. The question is: > > Which of the following birds does NOT build its' own nest?" > (a) Robin > (b) Sparrow > (c) Cuckoo > or > (d) Thrush." > > "I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use my last lifeline and > phone me friend Paddy back home in Ballygoon." > Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. > > "Foockin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple... it's a cuckoo." > "Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick. > "I'm foockin sure Mick" > > Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, "I'll go with da Cuckoo as my answer." > "Is that your final answer? Lock it in?" asked the host. > "Dat it is, Sir. Lock it in" > > There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is > the correct answer! Mick, you've won ?1 million!" > > The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy - > > how in God's name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest? > > I mean, you know fook-all about birds." > > > "Ah bejaysus!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a foockin' Cuckoo lives in a clock!" :e :birp :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2273228 ## #1165 — Danne V, 2011-03-23T21:20Z > **[Lasp skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1531841)** > > Jag hade nog lite svårt med den arma humorn. så med anledning av en annan sajtreferens här på wF kommer denna: > > Mick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" > and was nearly at the end ..... Den var fanimej bra! (y) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2273230 ## #1166 — Danne V, 2011-05-03T14:08Z VM i Komplett Dyngrak. Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2275357 ## #1167 — msossna, 2011-05-05T11:35Z A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's breast. Woman: "Hey! Thats private OK!?" The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?" Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2275506 ## #1168 — Phorpher, 2011-05-05T11:38Z > **[msossna skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1534545)** > > A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's breast. > Woman: "Hey! Thats private OK!?" > The man hesitated for a second looking confused. > Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?" Bra skit! :moose Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2275507 ## #1169 — Danne V, 2011-05-30T10:18Z LOL! Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2276248 ## #1170 — jofawe, 2011-06-02T20:03Z har ni hört om jamaicanen som hade en hund som hette flätan?? och en dag va han ute och rasta-flätan... Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2276402 ## #1171 — Danny, 2011-06-03T04:45Z > **[jofawe skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1535658)** > > har ni hört om jamaicanen som hade en hund som hette flätan?? och en dag va han ute och rasta-flätan... göteborgshumor när det är som bäst!! :birp Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2276409 ## #1172 — jme, 2011-06-03T06:37Z > **[msossna skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1534545)** > > A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a women's breast. > Woman: "Hey! Thats private OK!?" > The man hesitated for a second looking confused. > Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?" Haha :e Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2276412 ## #1173 — Lasp, 2011-06-20T19:10Z Så passar det kanske med några små, under bältet inför midsommar En man kommer in på en bar med en mus i famnen. Han beställer en öl till sig själv och 10 pannbiffar till musen......! Bartendern undrar: Vad det är för märkvärdig mus som kan äta 10 pannbiffar? Jo svarade mannen: Jag räddade en Fe och fick 3 önskningar. Jag önskade mig god hälsa! mycket pengar! Men den sista önskningen, en omättlig mus... Det missförstod den jävla fen totalt.....! En kvinna skrattade och pekade på ölmagen till en gammal tjock farbror och sa: \-Är det Falcon eller Pripps du har där inne? Lite ställd blev han, men svarade: \-Jag har ingen aning, men det finns en kran under om du vill smaka Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2280224 ## #1174 — Danny, 2011-08-11T14:36Z Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2281975 ## #1175 — Lasse H, 2011-08-15T08:15Z Resultat från en undersökning: Är det för många invandrare i Sverige? 11% svarade Ja 7% svarade Nej 82% svarade لا ، نحن السويديين، أيضا! Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2282120 ## #1176 — Danne V, 2011-08-15T08:36Z > **[Lasse H skrev:](https://www.webforum.nu/p/1538812)** > > Resultat från en undersökning: > Är det för många invandrare i Sverige? > 11% svarade Ja > 7% svarade Nej > 82% svarade لا ، نحن السويديين، أيضا! Heh... påminner om en annan undersökning. Man frågade gamla boxare om dom trodde att deras sport kunde ge hjärnskador. 3% svarade ja 2% svarade nej 95% förstod inte frågan Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2282121 ## #1177 — Danne V, 2011-09-26T06:37Z En av dom bättre... Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2283456 ## #1178 — Danny, 2011-09-26T08:55Z haha, skön. Vissa stack därifrån :) Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2283466 ## #1179 — Danne V, 2011-10-08T10:29Z Man undrar ju.... om 10% av alla människor lider av diarré, betyder det att 90% njuter av det? Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2283838 ## #1180 — Danne V, 2011-10-25T07:35Z Kom på en alldeles egen vits: Vi har ju JämO och Gud vet allt. Borde inte SICO, dvs hockeyspelarnas centralorganisation, byta namn till PuckO? ROTFLMAO :e :e :e :e :e :birp :birp :birp :birp :birp Nähej... kanske inte var så kul.... :r Permalänk: https://www.webforum.nu/p/2284425 --- Tråden på webben: https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/116705-humor/page59 Föregående sida: https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/116705-humor/page58.md Nästa sida: https://www.webforum.nu/amne/smaprat/116705-humor/page60.md