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title: "Man bashing."
type: "forum-thread"
url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/politik-samhalle/34966-man-bashing"
topic: "Politik & samhälle"
topic_url: "https://www.webforum.nu/amne/politik-samhalle"
author: "goldy"
published: "2002-02-11T21:56:00.000Z"
updated: "2002-02-12T16:05:00.000Z"
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# Man bashing.

## #1 — goldy, 2002-02-11T21:56Z

Man bashing....
Vad tycker vi om detta?

Q - What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around on the
ground in pain ? 
A - Shoot him again.

Q - Why do little boys whine?
A - They're practicing to be men.

Q - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - One---he just 
holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Or alternate answer:
Three---one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him
brag about the screwing part.

Q - What do you call a handcuffed man?
A - Trustworthy.

Q - What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name? 
A - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A - Because not 
one will stop and ask for directions.

Q - What's the best way to kill a man?
A - Put a six-pack and a naked woman
in front of him and ask him to choose just one.

Q - What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A - They either cling, run, or
don't fit right in the crotch.

Q - Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
A - Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q - What is the difference between men and women?
A - A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q - How does a man keep his youth?
A - By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

Q - How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A - Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."

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## #2 — SPiN, 2002-02-11T22:12Z

x(

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## #3 — laidback, 2002-02-11T22:35Z

:e

r. smileytrams

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## #4 — Luxman, 2002-02-12T08:30Z

Hmmm har Q blivit journalist och på ett främmande språk dessutom  :stefan :e

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## #5 — Guppen, 2002-02-12T10:48Z

:e :e :e 

**Klockrent**

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## #6 — OveRRidE, 2002-02-12T13:00Z

> Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?

Because the stupid ass eggs are afraid of some action. Gangbang, goddammit! :e

> What is the difference between men and women?

Det är bara att sätta igång med Lego istället, för den här ligan passar inte den där journalisten i iallafall... :l

> How does a man keep his youth?

By trying not to look lika a woman.

> How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Delete them. No.. not the e-mails.. :e

> What's the best way to kill a man?

There is no good way.

> What do you call a handcuffed man?

Still powerful. ;)

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## #7 — Erik Juhlin, 2002-02-12T15:01Z

> Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
> A - Because not 
> one will stop and ask for directions.

Var kvinnor män som spermier? Könsbyte? :q

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## #8 — skyman, 2002-02-12T15:07Z

> Q - Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?

Because women cant make up their minds who they want... :)

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## #9 — Gandalf, 2002-02-12T16:05Z

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